▼ Summary
– PC Gamer critiques a bizarre gaming peripheral patent that combines a mouse and joystick in an awkward, impractical design.
– The device resembles a DualShock 4 controller with a mousepad-like extension and a protruding mouse, described as aesthetically and ergonomically flawed.
– The patent lacks clarity on how users would operate the device but mentions a rubber sheet for smoother mouse movement.
– Similar hybrid mouse-controller concepts exist (e.g., Asus ROG Chakram), but none have gained significant traction in the market.
– The article humorously suggests the design is so strange it might intrigue collectors despite its impracticality.
Innovation in gaming peripherals often pushes boundaries, but some ideas make us question whether they should exist at all. A recent patent filing reveals a bizarre hybrid device that combines a gamepad with a mouse, resulting in a design so awkward it defies logic. While creativity should be encouraged, this particular invention seems to ignore basic ergonomics and practicality.
The patent, labeled “Multi-functional gaming input device with combined mouse and joystick,” depicts a nightmarish fusion of a traditional controller and a mousepad. Instead of a standard right analog stick, the right side of the controller fans out into a flat surface, while a wired mouse protrudes from the top like some grotesque appendage. The patent claims this setup enhances gaming by merging mouse precision with controller inputs, yet offers no explanation for how a player is supposed to grip or maneuver the monstrosity.
Strangely enough, the concept of blending mouse and controller inputs isn’t entirely without merit. Devices like the Asus ROG Chakram and Hori Tactical Assault Commander have attempted similar ideas, proving there’s interest in hybrid controls. But where those products at least maintain some semblance of usability, this patent’s design feels like an experiment gone horribly wrong.
The filing does mention a “strategically placed rubber sheet” to ensure smooth mouse movement, which might be the only redeeming feature. Still, no amount of rubber can salvage a peripheral that looks like it was assembled in a mad scientist’s lab.
Hybrid controllers could theoretically offer the best of both worlds, keyboard-free movement with pinpoint mouse accuracy. But if this patent is any indication, execution matters just as much as the idea itself. Sometimes, innovation needs restraint. Just because something can be built doesn’t mean it should.
That said, stumbling upon this abomination in a thrift store might be oddly tempting, like discovering a cursed relic with unknown powers. Some inventions are better left on paper.
(Source: PC Gamer)
